Hate-list 2006

I had many a person to hate in year 2006. While some of them are best kept within me, some others need to be publicized. My hate-list for those interested:

George Bush: For making the modern day ‘adage’ ‘killing for peace is like screwing for virginity’ sound so true.

S. Sreesanth: For his gorilla-like madness after bagging wickets and behaving like a school kid on field by taunting the batsman out in an ape-like manner.

Priyadarshan: For stealing the story of an enjoyable Malayalam film and giving poor Govinda false promises during the Bollywood remake of the flick.

Leander Paes: For trying to act smart immediately after the Doha gold and insult Mahesh.

A section of India’s girls/women: For showering adulations on John Abraham, who neither can act nor even smile convincingly .

Star TV Network: For picking Shah Rukh Khan to replace the admirable Big B as KBC host

Siddharth Basu: Ditto

Farhan Akthar: For trying to see SRK as the Don and stutter-mutter the beautiful ‘Don ko pakadna mushkil nahin, na mumkin hai’ line.

J P Dutta: For going blind and choosing a wooden faced doll to play a role immortalized by the simmering Rekha.)

L K Advani: For dreaming of strategic positions he will never ever see.

The Media: For letting Rahul Mahajan roam scot-free even after he was found to have insulted a 500-rupee note.

The Asan statue at Palayam (T’puram) : For showing the wrong path to Dr Manmohan Singh on his Kerala visit.

The people of this country: For not learning to respect Gandhian ideals even after being fed sugar-coated by our own lovable Munna and Circuit.