Padma and the ice maiden

Yet another R-Day just dawned and faded into oblivion. The majestic parade on Raj Path, the foreign tourists and diplomats watching the whole extravaganza in open-mouthed awe, the President as the ornamental head receiving the salute and kids young and old relishing the colourful creations on wheels representing the states and varied bodies – all have come and gone, promising to return in the same format next year, year after year.

R-Day or not, what makes me sit up and rue my fate is the announcement of the Padma Awards. Sheer buffoonery of the state of affairs, I would to call it. Among versatile, exceptional and intelligent men and woman picked for the Padmas is one ice maiden who has never ever managed to do something that could bring her even a bouquet of flowers, let alone the Padmas.

Aishwarya Rai, of all Indians! What's her claim to the respected Padma Shri? Years ago, she must have been placed on top of the world which got excited by her vital statistics. I wonder how she cleared the IQ round, if they got one in the rounds. She speaks gibberish, acts dumb and is nowhere near even the worst actor ever on Indian screen. I personally have never seen her face muscles move. And, I dont think they will even if molten lava is splashed on her visage. So much so for her acting skills.

Madam Rai calls herself an actor, when she is just bottom-rate star and that too just for a few. Not anyways for me. She is is sheer waste of raw stock. Idiotic Sanjay Leela Bhansali's dumb-and-dumber extavaganza Devdas proved beyond doubt what it means to be dumb and yet receive the applause. It may not be Bhansali's problem, it is just the star crazy film buff's stupidity. Devdas might have made Madam Rai a star who managed to stay on top. Years later, Madam Rai has metamorphosed into Madam Rai-Bachchan, after almost being a Madam Rai-Khan and a Madam Rai-Oberoi. The Khans and the Oberois are still enemies thanks to this maiden, while Mr Bachchan junior seems to have lost out in the race to be superstar after the maiden walked into his life that once upon a time held so much potential

Ah, thats not my concern. I'm concerned about the Padma Shri conferred on someone who has done nothing to make India proud. I know, some of you might have arguments ranging from a Miss World factor to a Cannes Festival appearance. I personally dont believe these are achievements that deserve a Padma Award, excuse me. What's her contribution to Indian cinema, if thats what you are arguing on her behalf? NOTHING AT ALL. Apart from the many buckets of glycerine and a few frames full of navel-baring midriff, heaving cleavage and yucky-butt-jhatkas, what does she have as contributions to Indian cinema?

Why does India still remain irreverent to the men and women who brought her freedom? Why does India confer the laurels on undeserving creatures on a day that's so important in our lives? I am not willing to see a Sunderlal Bahuguna, a Madhavan Nair or an Anil Kakodkar share a platform with Madam Rai Bachchan or the stupidly funny Akshay Kumar. Crucify me for that, I don't care. I bloody don't care! Padma Shri Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is insult to the nation. Convince me on why shouldn't think so.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Some people can never be convinced.
Anonymous said…
You have proven that you are the idiot not Aishwarya. First of all, she was a brilliant student - top girl in her class and an A student in college. Secondly, she has done movies in Tamil (Iruvar, Kandukondain and Jeans), Bengali (Chohker Bali, Hindi and English. Thirdly, half of those movies are critically acclaimed with some of the best directors in India (Mani Ratnam, Shankar, SLB, Ashutosh Gowarikar, Ritupurna Ghosh, etc.) who praise her as an actress. Even Benegal wants to work with her. So I guess you know more than these esteemed directors.

You haters are pathetic. Why are you focusing on Aishwarya who has done much more in cinema than Akshay and Helen? Where was your outrage when the award was given to SRK or Madhuri (great dancer but terrible movies)?
Anonymous said…
agreed sanjeev.this pity state of affairs will continue.more and more sri's and bhushans will be distributed every year irrespective of their contribution to india. take the case of gallantry awards.agreed again..they(most of those who got-just because they were involved in mumbai operations) may be the deserving ones.but what about those lower ranked men and officers who die a real patriots death, fighing militants and insurgents in other parts of country? is it high time to stop giving such awards which itself becoming a mockery on india?
Sanjeev said…
Thanks anonymous for making me understand that there still are stupid beings around me. jai ho! Aiswarya beinga brilliant student shouldnt make her a Padma awardee. I stand by my thoughts. I know there are many to keep you company in fools paradise.

Rash,
Thanx for sharing my sentiment.
Anonymous said…
Absolutely loved this one. I totally agree with you. There is no contribution from her at all. @ Anonymous - Those acclaimed directors took her because of her popularity among masses so that more morons like you will go watch their movies and it can be declared a hit.
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Sanjeev said…
Thanx Babitha, for the inspiring comment
Anonymous said…
Agree absolutely...this is ridiculous...it is a biased nomination....her contribution to Indian cinema is ZERO...she does not deserve the award at all...
Sanjeev said…
Thanx Aishwarya, for endorsing my view.
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Shreejith.V( shreenav@gmail.com) said…
Sanjeev, you have hit the nail on the head!! This is what many of us feel.. The govt is hell bent on destroying legacy. But you haven't commented on Akshay kumar ! The guy was recently seen requesting his beau to unzip his pants in a public fashion show..!! Aur kya kahein!

But I suppose this was not alwayz the case..
For instance, Padmashri Dr. KJ Yesudas ( before getting the padmabhushan), who enthralled millions( and continues to do so), was truly deserving, in the capacity of his 40+ years of singing and promoting good music!!
It's so sad that such gems are now mixed with ordinary stones!!
reba said…
Loved reading this one, but I beg to differ on the part about not seeing any of her facial muscles move.... the only part of her face that moves is the same old same old move... her eyebrows! In the same old same old move for surprise/long suffering endurance/shock/query/ everything gets the same old eyebrows up move.

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